Scaredy Cat Club Hoodie top

Scaredy Cat Club Hoodie topYou watched one true crime documentary and now you check behind the shower curtain every time you go to the bathroom. You sleep with a bat next to the bed and its not for softball. Every noise is a murderer. Every shadow is suspicious. Youre not paranoid. Youre prepared. Huge difference. The Details: Black distressed vintage text reads "SCAREDY CAT CLUB" with a startled black cat with an arched back, sparkle accents, "AHHH! What was that?" and a

Sweet on the outside

and cowboy boots while swinging a golden lasso around her

You parallel parked on the first try once in 2019 and you’ve been insufferable about it ever since

White script lettering reads "Nothing For You Whore" alongside a vintage colorful winking Santa face with white star accents

Today’s strategy is the same as yesterday’s

There’s a very specific type of woman who sees a man in boots and immediately loses all critical thinking skills

Most people outgrow that phase

your commitment to this research is unmatched

You’re not on the run from the law

People ask how you’re doing and you say "great" with the dead eyes of someone running on three hours of sleep and pure spite

Let’s be honest about your priorities

White snowflake accents