Remember Kids Let The Drunk Adults Handle The Fireworks Tee Valentines

Remember Kids Let The Drunk Adults Handle The Fireworks Tee ValentinesThis is the official safety announcement nobody asked for. Step aside, children. The adults have three beers in and a lighter. What could go wrong. The Details: Blue text reading "Remember Kids" with red text reading "Let The Drunk Adults Handle The Fireworks," featuring a red retro cartoon firecracker character holding a drink, with a row of blue and red stars along the bottom. Sarcastic safety PSA design in a vintage cartoon style. The Fit & Fabric:

Part rodeo

with bold white Western-style text reading "Lucky Mama

flanked by small diamond accents

Love is in the air

You have a float

blue snowflakes

" The audacity of consciousness

The aesthetic that says you can’t be contained by one vibe

Features a golden-yellow retro cartoon shooting star with a smiling face

" Patriotic attitude design in a vintage red

Features a vintage-style illustration of a red-haired girl in a green dress with a yellow bow

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