Slow Progress Better Than No Progress Tee Size:XL

Slow Progress Better Than No Progress Tee Size:XLYou are moving. It does not matter that you are moving at the speed of brunch. You are lapping everyone on the couch. The Details: Multicolor illustration of a yellow snail with a pink spiral shell perched on green leaves above a teal water splash. Bold white block text reads "Slow Progress" with pink text below reading "Better Than No Progress." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (relaxed fit). Material: Super soft 100% Airlume ring spun

A black crescent moon and orange stars surround the scene

You’ve never once been chill during scary movies and chill

and orange skirt

You collect them in a jar on your nightstand next to your emotional baggage and a half-empty bottle of wine

rendered in a vintage stencil style

This is the official safety announcement nobody asked for

Multicolor artwork featuring "SURVIVING" in gold retro script up top and "PURELY OUT OF SPITE" in gold below

That’s not a personality trait

Some boundaries come with a warning label

Red and black script text reading "out here lookin’ like a snack" with an adorable gingerbread girl in a red and white striped dress

don’t hold

You’re not antisocial