Food Is My Emergency Contact. - Scented Soy Candle, 9oz Gift-Ready Candle

Food Is My Emergency Contact. - Scented Soy Candle, 9oz Gift-Ready CandleWhen Hunger Strikes, Let the Candle Burn Infused with immersive aromas and a generous dose of humor, its perfect for setting the mood while waiting for takeout, sipping your coffee, or valiantly resisting the urge to raid the pantry. Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, each 9oz candle offers 50 60 hours of cozy ambiance and the warm glow of your best (or most questionable) life choices. Best of all, our eco friendly, non toxic

each 9oz candle offers 50-60 hours of cozy ambiance and the warm glow of your best (or most questionable) life choices

and tangy passionfruit

Burn candles in a well-ventilated room and never for more than three hours

It validates the mood

or valiantly resisting the urge to raid the pantry

This candle is for introverts

our eco-friendly

100% Soy Candle

It looks elegant on a shelf and quietly implies you are both interesting and deeply unserious

Funny gifts feel risky—this one isn’t

Don’t burn a candle all the way down—use a candle snuffer to safely extinguish it

The Bite Me candle is made for sarcastic friends